Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The Ape Man's Brother




Ape men and australopithecines and love and dinosaurs, by the awesome Joe R. Lansdale:










Orphaned by a plane crash, raised in the wilds of a lost world hidden somewhere beneath a constant mist, The Big Guy and his ape-man brother from another mother are living a life of danger amongst rampaging dinosaurs, giant birds, warring ape tribes, and all manner of deadly beasts. Its a wonderful existence for someone like The Big Guy and his furry brother, except for the flea problem. Then an expedition of explorers from the outside turn his world inside out. Or rather a very blonde beauty called The Woman does ...














Saturday, November 24, 2012

Smash Up


An excellent game that has Pirates and Dinosaurs. 

(And ninjas, robots, aliens, gnomes and wizards)







Friday, August 10, 2012

The Lost World




The best known of early dinosaur novels, by the creator of Sherlock Holmes:

 




The Lost World


By

SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE

COPYRIGHT, 1912 

 

I have wrought my simple plan
     If I give one hour of joy
To the boy who's half a man,
     Or the man who's half a boy.  

 

 

"I stood like a man paralyzed, still staring at the ground which I had traversed. Then suddenly I saw it. There was movement among the bushes at the far end of the clearing which I had just traversed. A great dark shadow disengaged itself and hopped out into the clear moonlight. I say "hopped" advisedly, for the beast moved like a kangaroo, springing along in an erect position upon its powerful hind legs, while its front ones were held bent in front of it. It was of enormous size and power, like an erect elephant, but its movements, in spite of its bulk, were exceedingly alert. For a moment, as I saw its shape, I hoped that it was an iguanodon, which I knew to be harmless, but, ignorant as I was, I soon saw that this was a very different creature. Instead of the gentle, deer-shaped head of the great three-toed leaf-eater, this beast had a broad, squat, toad-like face like that which had alarmed us in our camp. His ferocious cry and the horrible energy of his pursuit both assured me that this was surely one of the great flesh-eating dinosaurs, the most terrible beasts which have ever walked this earth. As the huge brute loped along it dropped forward upon its fore-paws and brought its nose to the ground every twenty yards or so. It was smelling out my trail. Sometimes, for an instant, it was at fault. Then it would catch it up again and come bounding swiftly along the path I had taken. 

Even now when I think of that nightmare the sweat breaks out upon my brow. What could I do? My useless fowling-piece was in my hand. What help could I get from that? I looked desperately round for some rock or tree, but I was in a bushy jungle with nothing higher than a sapling within sight, while I knew that the creature behind me could tear down an ordinary tree as though it were a reed. My only possible chance lay in flight. I could not move swiftly over the rough, broken ground, but as I looked round me in despair I saw a well-marked, hard-beaten path which ran across in front of me. We had seen several of the sort, the runs of various wild beasts, during our expeditions. Along this I could perhaps hold my own, for I was a fast runner, and in excellent condition. Flinging away my useless gun, I set myself to do such a half-mile as I have never done before or since. My limbs ached, my chest heaved, I felt that my throat would burst for want of air, and yet with that horror behind me I ran and I ran and ran. At last I paused, hardly able to move. For a moment I thought that I had thrown him off. The path lay still behind me. And then suddenly, with a crashing and a rending, a thudding of giant feet and a panting of monster lungs the beast was upon me once more. He was at my very heels. I was lost."

The whole book is here.


Friday, May 11, 2012

The Pirates' Who's Who

 

THE PIRATES'WHO'S WHO

Giving Particulars of the Lives & Deaths
of the Pirates & Buccaneers

BY PHILIP GOSSE

  "Let it be made clear at the very outset of this Preface that the pages which follow do not pretend to be a history of piracy, but are simply an attempt to gather together, from various sources, particulars of those redoubtable pirates and buccaneers whose names have been handed down to us in a desultory way.

I do not deal here with the children of fancy; I believe that every man, or woman too—since certain of the gentler sex cut no small figure at the game—mentioned in this volume actually existed."

 

 

 

 

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Doctor Lemuel's Diary: Port Royal








A few observations on a sink of depravity and outlaws.

            I should Relate some Notes on Port Royal, that Famous Pirate town in Jamaica, but I most prudently stayed aboard while in port, except for one night when in the safe company of the Captain and his Quatermaster.  It is enough to say that if you were to build about a Blue Bay a Town of the Ramshackle ends of other Towns, populate it with the poxiest Whores and Procurers and close-fisted Moneychangers, fill the remaining spaces with casks of Beer and Rum, and let loose each Night in its environs Twenty-score Buccaneers with soon to be emptied pockets full of silver, you would have Port Royal.  You may add, while imagining, the Midnight Voices of those Buccaneers in Song coming across the water, sometimes melding a dozen songs into a strange, direful, Dirge. And each Dawn, five hundred yards off shore on shipboard you could Smell the Reek of vomit, stale spirits, and piss.
In our three days there, while Balthizar disposed of the Dutch ship, I tended nearly as many Cutlass and Knife Wounds as I did after a battle.  And in Treating subsequent cases of the Pox I nearly ran out of my entire supply of Tincture of Mercury.
            It was in Port Royal that Captain Baltizar, who had several shore-side Spies and informants on his payroll, heard rumors of a Spanish Treasure Ship, and we soon set sail South along the Main, hoping to make a Fortune, but leading us to the Death and Strange Fortune that form the most Bizarre Aspect of this Narrative.






Thursday, March 22, 2012

The First Dinosaur Novel



A Strange Manuscript Found in a Copper Cylinder 
 
by James De Mille

 

"It looked like one of those fabled dragons such as may be seen in pictures, but without wings. It was nearly a hundred feet in length, with a stout body and a long tail, covered all over with impenetrable scales. It hind-legs were rather longer than its fore-legs, and it moved its huge body with ease and rapidity. Its feet were armed with formidable claws. But its head was most terrific. It was a vast mass of bone, with enormous eyes that glared like fire; its jaws opened to the width of six or eight feet, and were furnished with rows of sharp teeth, while at the extremity of its nose there was a tusk several feet long, like the horn of a rhinoceros, curving backward. All this I took in at the first glance, and the next instant the whole band of hunters, with their usual recklessness, flung themselves upon the monster."


The  ebook on Gutenberg Project.
 

Where to Buy Pirates on Dinosaur Island

Thursday, January 26, 2012

An Introduction to the Text









The collection of the Royal Society contains many strange and curious artifacts, and you now hold in your hands the first printing of one of the most eccentric texts.  The author presented his narrative to the Society’s President and Council in 1671, with the stipulation that the work be only available to Society Council members and then only those researching the more bizarre aspects of natural history.  The work was not to be released to the public for three centuries and thirty years, a request as strange as this narrative.
            In the eighteenth century zoology, taxonomy, and the classification of species, would find their beginnings with the works of Linnaeus; comparative anatomy, and its offspring paleontology was later to be born of the works of Cuvier.   When Dr. Christopher Lemuel, a naturalist as well as physician, set sail from Portsmouth in 1665 on the British privateer Worcester, he may have known that large fossilized bones had been found in Britain and on the Continent, but was unlikely to have had an inkling as to what sort of creatures they belonged to.  This ignorance, strangely enough, has added an element of verisimilitude to his story, as you shall see.
            We have taken the liberty of modernizing some of Dr. Lemuel’s spelling and period literary quirks – he had the tendency of the times of Capitalization For Emphasis, as well as the haphazard period spelling; for example the word pistol is spelled variously as  “pistoll” and “pistolle” throughout the original.
                                                                       



Friday, January 20, 2012

Who Wrote the First Dinosaur Novel?








 "Who wrote the first dinosaur novel? For a long time, I thought the answer was Arthur Conan Doyle. His 1912 adventure yarn The Lost World set the standard for dinosaur-inhabited literature—at least until Jurassic Park came along—and Doyle’s story has lived on in at least six film adaptations that run the gamut from landmark film to cinema trash. But contrary to what I had previously believed, Doyle wasn’t the first author to prominently feature dinosaurs in a novel."




the rest at the Smithsonian's Dinosaur Tracking.